TOURETTE_FACE ($TOURETTE)
IT'S... COMING! (Maybe?)
Get ready for the most (un)necessary token on Solana!
WHAT... IS THIS THING?!
Alright, listen up, you magnificent degenerates. You thought crypto was serious? You thought it was about "technology" and "changing the world"? **WRONG!** It's about memes, dreams, and financial irresponsibility.
Tourette_Face ($TOURETTE) is the uncontrollable urge of the market. It's that voice in your head telling you to ape into a coin with a funny picture. We have **0% tax** because taxes are... well, you know. We have **locked liquidity** because we're not *complete* monsters.
Is this a good investment? **Probably not.** Could it 1000x? **Also probably not.** But will it be funny? Absolutely. This is a one-way ticket to... somewhere. Probably down. But maybe up.
THE... NUMBERS! (They go up, right?)
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| Tax | 0% Buy / 0% Sell (We're not thieves!) |
| Liquidity (LP) | LOCKED & BURNED (It's gone. Forever. Oops.) |
| Trading Volume (24h) | $0.00 |
| Market Capitalization | $0.00 |
| Current Price | $0.0000000 |
THE... PLAN! (Mostly just scribbles)
PHASE 1: THE "OH GOD" LAUNCH
- Launch on PumpFun
- Yell on Twitter
- Hope it doesn't go to zero in 5 minutes
- Get 100 holders (Maybe our moms?)
PHASE 2: "HEY, LOOK AT US!"
- Hit Raydium (If we're lucky)
- Make more stupid memes
- Get listed on CoinGecko / CMC (The intern's job)
- Pretend we have "utility"
PHASE 3: "WE'RE... LEGIT?"
- 10,000 Holders (Seriously?!)
- "Community" (aka, more degens)
- World domination? (Probably just a new hat)
- Who knows. We didn't think this far.
YELL AT US... HERE!